A wee bit o' head...
So anyways, the Chimera went mad, though as it was locked in a cage and paraded through town it made sense. A three headed beast the Chimera is, though I focused on just one. The blue dragon head reflected off my axe as a swung into the beast a few times, and tore it up.
On my second swing, I was heard to shout, "I'll give that dragon head a smile from ear to ear!" This raised quite a chuckle among the party. But I persist in saying that my interest in the beasties stops with a little slice n dice, and throwin' their carcass on the fire pit for eatin'.
I took it's head, had it treated, jarred up the eyeballs, and added it to my trophy collection: a set of lizard king horns and a Dire Boar's tooth.
I just hope I don't get a case of dire crabs from that random bit of sweetness I let myself into, aye.